Sorry Matt. Don't want you to feel left out but if you had read my post carefully, you would have noticed that my award nominations will be coming mid-season. The higher up I am in the standings, the better the awards....wink, wink. But here's a little preview........
Not wanting Matt's feelings to be hurt(very sensitive--are you sure you're not really Eric in disguise?), you will definitely be nominated for the "Most Gracious Host" award along with many others if you play your cards right.
I, myself, am going for the "Most Annoying League Member" award. What do you think my chances are?
The "WHEW, Glad There Is Someone Older Than Me For A Change" award will most likely go to Scoop McKee. I think he included his son because he thought he could use the average of their ages and not be considered the oldest, not knowing I was already a member.
The Cub Master is looking at 2 nominations in the early going with the "Wish I Were A Jedi Knight" and "The Seargent Schultz" award. Enough said.
The "I'm Not Saying A Word" award so far has The Oral Man being the only one nominated so far. Busy doing other things so not able to speak. Let's see who can guess who this is right off the back.
Nominated for the "Why Is he Picking On Me?" award is Jason, Sorry Jason, no member gets left behind.....don't like to leave anyone out.....manners and all.
Speaking of manners....nominated for the "Better Late Than Cleaning Toilets" award is Brandon, who would have had to clean Greg's toilet if he didn't join. Good decision Brandon. You know the plumbing in Europe is not that great!
Nominated for the "I'm Everywhere You're Not" award is Keegan. His Ominpresence just oozes through this board. Did you feel that? Shhhhh....listen.......there he is....over there.....no..There!
Nominated for the "My Team Resembles My Team Name" award is Richard. I feel uncomfortable calling you Richard. There was a guy who worked here named Richard Burns who liked to be called Dick Burns. Why someone in their right mind would want people to call him that, I don't know. So, what should I call you is my question?
Ahhhh, the Commish. Last but not least. Good things come to those who wait. Already nomiated for "Commissioner of the Year" award(A no-brainer---duh), the Commish will also be nominated for the "I Have To Kill Matt For Letting Ray In This league" award.
So, there you have it. A preview of what's to come.
Charlize sends out a big wet kiss to all, especially Matt....you cutie!!!
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lol Congrats on getting Crosby!
