All the methane in Switzerland, from the cows, disrupts the telecommunications signals. The signal comes in contact with a methane pocket, and goes all to shit... thus, you're disrupted when striving to lay your smack on the smack board... either that, or you need a new keyboard as a result of the red, red wine! (I'll hum the song now).
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