Guess what I did today?

Anybody else do that today?

Vasectomy tomorrow.

For a minute there it sounded like you might've been getting the boys ready to shoot a movie

You should plan better. I tricked the doctor into performing a C-section, when Josh was born. While he was there...



Hope you stocked up on bags of frozen peas... (I've been told)



I can't help it, I've trying to take a 'shot'.... at being nice...



Good luck (LOL)...

Good luck! I had the procedure done about 6 years ago and I am as randy as ever. LOL. It actually wasn't too bad but do I have a story to tell you.

Arriving at the doctor's office, who is a big Islander's fan, I was feeling a little anxious about having a sharp object in that quite sensitive area. And no, I did not tell him I was a devout Ranger fan. I'm not that stupid no matter how I look.

Anyway, I get to the office, they whisk me into a vacant room and tell me to disrobe and sit on that long doctor's furniture with a paper on it. Donning the hospital robe, I sit and wait with the Muzak playing over the speakers. So I sit there pondering what is about to happen when they start to play the first song since I have been sitting in the room. never in my wildest dreams would I think that this song would be the one that I would first hear as I await the vasectomy.

Rod Stewart begins to sing.........."First Cut Is the Deepest" and that my friends, is no lie!

I'm starting to feel faint....  

BIRTHDAY GIFTS
1st - piggy bank
2nd - crayons
5th - tricycle
10th - bicycle
15th - unicycle
16th - driver training
18th - subscription to Playboy
21st - Texas mickey
25th - house downpayment
30th - diapers
35th - family photos
39th - Golf membership (same as family doctors)
40th - Lifetime supply of Jolly Green Giant peas
41st - Rod Stewart Concert
42nd - MP3/MP4 player
43rd - Rod Stewart's Greatest Hits
44th - gelding
45th - Viagra



Hope you're feeling... as well as can be expected!

SCOOP

All is well boys. Just opening up my first beer!

I think 90th is diapers, once again...

Not the RED WINE? Seems like a Red Wine night to me...

Good point Scoop. Good point.