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BeitragThema: Guess what I did today?   18.11.13 23:25


2. Shave the hair from the base of your penis and your scrotal sac. We recommend shaving the day before your procedure. Please shave the last couple inches of the base of your penis and your complete scrotal sac. Please shave clean as you would shave your face.

Anybody else do that today?
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   18.11.13 23:34

Vasectomy tomorrow.
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   18.11.13 23:38

For a minute there it sounded like you might've been getting the boys ready to shoot a movie
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 0:26

You should plan better. I tricked the doctor into performing a C-section, when Josh was born. While he was there...

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Hope you stocked up on bags of frozen peas... (I've been told)

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I can't help it, I've trying to take a 'shot'.... at being nice...

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Good luck (LOL)...
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 15:07

Good luck! I had the procedure done about 6 years ago and I am as randy as ever. LOL. It actually wasn't too bad but do I have a story to tell you.

Arriving at the doctor's office, who is a big Islander's fan, I was feeling a little anxious about having a sharp object in that quite sensitive area. And no, I did not tell him I was a devout Ranger fan. I'm not that stupid no matter how I look.

Anyway, I get to the office, they whisk me into a vacant room and tell me to disrobe and sit on that long doctor's furniture with a paper on it. Donning the hospital robe, I sit and wait with the Muzak playing over the speakers. So I sit there pondering what is about to happen when they start to play the first song since I have been sitting in the room. never in my wildest dreams would I think that this song would be the one that I would first hear as I await the vasectomy.

Rod Stewart begins to sing.........."First Cut Is the Deepest" and that my friends, is no lie!



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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 15:28

I'm starting to feel faint.... pale 
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 16:38

BIRTHDAY GIFTS
1st - piggy bank
2nd - crayons
5th - tricycle
10th - bicycle
15th - unicycle
16th - driver training
18th - subscription to Playboy
21st - Texas mickey
25th - house downpayment
30th - diapers
35th - family photos
39th - Golf membership (same as family doctors)
40th - Lifetime supply of Jolly Green Giant peas
41st - Rod Stewart Concert
42nd - MP3/MP4 player
43rd - Rod Stewart's Greatest Hits
44th - gelding
45th - Viagra

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Hope you're feeling... as well as can be expected!

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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 22:17

All is well boys. Just opening up my first beer!
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 22:18

I think 90th is diapers, once again...

Not the RED WINE? Seems like a Red Wine night to me...
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BeitragThema: Re: Guess what I did today?   19.11.13 22:28

Good point Scoop. Good point.
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