Out of that gates like a rocket.

Not sure if you all have seen my explosive start this week. I put up 0.8 points last night and I have undoubtedly scared the hell out of poor Joel. If I continue at this torrid pace I will rack up nearly 6 fantasy points this week.

Is there a prize this year for least amount of fantasy points in one week?

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Well the upside is that I can't imagine Andrew Ladd is going to be the driving force behind my offense every night so you should be safe there!

Well, I got the trophy planned. A base. Next I'm going to get a LARGE hockey figure and then I'm going to affix a varathaned walnut (Nutbars). Not sure though, if I have anything up my sleeve for ultimate futility. Gotta think on that one.

(I'll share a pic of the hardware with everyone when completed. I had an old trophy base that needed a job.)

Futility. Futility. Futility. Fertility. Sterility. Futility. Yah, I'm thinkin'.

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