Yeah, your mind's still sharp. I'm thinking of changing my last name to Sharp, so I can always say "I've got a Sharp mind". Maybe we could get a discount deal...
Fantasizing... (dictionary definition): A way to commit suicide. Married men need to get caught "fantatising" (dreaming) about other women just once, to get killed by their wives. 97% of jailed women in the world serving life sentences have murdered/maimed their partner, for fantasizing... (just making it up as I go along!)
I'm still fantasizing about lots of things: hockey pool, lacrosse, softball... hmm seems to be a quite a theme there!
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Happy birthday, Dear Razor, happy birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(If you hear me sing, you'll fantasize too! I'll run. I can go pretty good for an almost old guy!)